The Bachelor: Making Booty-Call-Fairy Tales Happen

"I don't know what it is, but something just doesn't feel right."

That was Jake's answer to Tenely.

Hmmm...

What didn't feel right?

Maybe we don't want to know.

The finale (which I didn't watch) apparently ended up with our Prince Charming choosing his princess Vienna.

"I have never had this much heat in a relationship," Jake said of Vienna. "It's like a fairy tale every day."

I mean, he does have a point. Fairly tales are about how passionate the bedroom is. Ariel would be some shriveled up vegetable thingy in Ursula's house if she hadn't been so forward trying to get Eric to kiss her all the time (He took like 3 days before he put out...whatev). I mean, Rapunzel let her prince pull her hair the first time he met her. Is this really what we're telling our children? If you want to end up like sleeping beauty, your booty needs to be on duty?

Maybe it's just me, but that doesn't sound right.

Anyway, I'm really happy the show ended this way. Mostly because it proves I'm right. What's funny is homeboy didn't even try to pretend why he chose her. He just said it.

With that said, I hope they live happily ever after...

for the next 8 months or so.